My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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