Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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