So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We need to rekindle our bromance
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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