what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
