We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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