He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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