that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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