can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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