that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
