he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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