why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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