Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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