The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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