Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize