So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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