My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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