if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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