oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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