actually, I'm a sock model
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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