Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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