Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What did we do last night that was yellow?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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