if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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