Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so explain again why im purple
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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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