Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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