BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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