so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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