What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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