Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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