could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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