hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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