Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm at about main and main street
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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