If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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