We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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