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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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