Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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