I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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