i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
