Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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