Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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