wat bout pragnant strippers??
handjob tips. give me some.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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