Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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