I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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