i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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