This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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