Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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