So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I am one with the molecules
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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