'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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