wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
