Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just want nice things and good sex
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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