why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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