So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just cropdusted the office
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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