I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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