is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize