I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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