no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You really coming over, don't trick.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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