Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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